As a victim of being involved with multiple fuckboys, I feel like this post is long overdue. I have no idea how and when this pandemic started! But I am shit sure tired of it! Fuckboys are spreading & evolving, its like most guys realize they benefit more from being a complete dickhead. And it sucks because I find myself generalizing all guys as fuckboys and I know its a really unfair generalization.
First let’s define fuckboy;
A Fuckboy is the type of guy who does shit that generally pisses off the population… He will also lead girls on just for hookups, says hes really into you but doesn’t want to deal with all the “relationship bullshit” just to fuck you. He thinks about himself and only himself all the time but pretends to be really nice. He also does really fucked up shit and then complains about people who do the same old shit as him. once a fuckboy always a fuckboy, because fuck boys gonna be fuckboys.
– Urban Dictionary
- The NUMBER ONE FUCKBOY SYMPTOM !!
Always asking for nudes! A fuckboy will ask for a nude every hour of the day until you finally crack or avoid him. Keep in mind you are not the only girl he is talking to, so don’t feel like your nude is important as he’s receiving several nudes from other girls. I’m under the impression that this is some form of game, checking how many nudes he can collect at the end of the day. He has no problem sending dick pics, he has a whole album at his disposal and will guilt trip you into sending nudes.
- NUMBER TWO! He will never want to DTR (Define The Relationship)
Honestly this can mean one of two things; 1) You are the side piece 2) He’s avoiding the label of being your girlfriend like its an allergic reaction. This way the sex is involved without him having to commit. That way when shit hits the fan, he has a clear conscience because he was never actually your boyfriend. Fuckboys are good at avoiding this stage, they hold a gold place medal in avoiding to DTR. So if you have a guy that doesn’t want to call you his girlfriend, honey you are dealing with a fuckboy.
- NUMBER THREE! He refuses to take you out in public
You are the side piece! At this stage you must be aware of your role. (No judgment here for the side pieces, 80% of the time fuckboys give the best sex; and it’s no hiding that a good dick is addictive).
- NUMBER FOUR! He treats his phone like it was given to him specifically from God for his eyes alone.
All those notifications you hear are just nudes from other girls. Fuckboys use multiply social media sites and talk to several girls. A fuckboy will never slip up and let you get a hold of his phone.
- NUMBER FIVE! This one is an unexplained phenomenal, a fuckboy will try to hook up with you even after you avoid/reject him or if he has a girl.
I honestly don’t think scientists could explain this one. It’s like they are immune to rejection and it only fuels their persistency.
- NUMBER SIX! Oh my gosh! I almost forgot this one! A fuckboy will say anything you want to hear. Professional sweet talkers.
Its really hard to differentiate the fuckboys from the non-fuckboys at this point. So make sure they are exhibiting NUMBER 1-5 fuckboy attitudes.
- NUMBER SEVEN! The last and final one! He has
This one is a little tricky because 1-2 years back this one would be the number one fuckboy symptom. It was safe to say, fuckboys have no ambition. But I’m telling you fuckboys are evolving like damn cockroaches. I saw this photo on my friend’s insta page and I was thinking how inaccurate this photo has now become.
I am sure their are several other fuckboy symptoms I have forgotten to add.
Every now and then I am positive guys possess a little fuckboy attitude in them just like how all girls possess a little crazy. Just don’t be a dick with it because no one likes a fuckboy!