Initially I was going to write a post about avoiding guys that are assholes but I’ve already talked about fuckboys and thought I didn’t need to go over the same issues. So I am going to talk about dick prints. Get ready because I’m about to spill that tea 🐸 ☕️ and keeping everything 💯.
Disclaimer: Not all women might share this view.
Yesterday on Instagram, The Game (rapper) graced the internet with a photo of him in his boxers that were fitted extremely close that hugged every inch of his penis. And it was quite a sight!
Within seconds four of my friends had tagged me to the photo. I wont lie I stared at that picture for a good 5 minutes; sometimes a girl just has to admire God’s creation 🙈. I read a few of the comments and girls were thirsting💦, no judgment though because I had fallen for the thirst trap. [I’m single! I’m allowed to!]. Then it occurs to me that I prefer seeing dick prints than actually seeing dick pictures. Don’t get me wrong, I am not trying to hate on nudes. But there is just something about a dick print that’s a tease. A dick print is like an illusion, the outline sculpted from the fabric makes me want what’s behind it even more. I get to use my imagination as I can think of nothing but mind blowing sex. But a dick picture does nothing for me. I am going to lie and say “papi I want it inside me” on some nasty bullshit , feeding the guy’s ego with what he wants to hear. While I’m at zero percent turn on, my vagina might as well be chilling in the Sahara desert.
I prefer the mystery, leave me with the fantasy so that when I am about to sample the goodness, it can be whipped out like ‘shapowww!!’💥💥. I need to feel like I am about to be given a present 🎁.
After the sex, nudes are more than welcomed. Then it’s just for the foreplay because I’m already aware of what I’m working with.
As humans we are all about the visuals. Guys see a fat ass, nice shape or big tits and mind instantly drifts to the sex. Well I see a nice dick print and wonder if the sex game is bomb. Its just in my nature and I am not going to deny it. So while I am still single, guys keep wearing those grey sweat pants and basketball shorts. 👀